20 September, 2005 | Leave a Comment

As an American in London, perhaps it is hypocritical of me to decry the abundance of Yankee celebs on these shores. But I’ll do it anyway. First there’s news of Monica Lewinsky attending a master’s program at…gulp…the University of London. The British papers have yet to run with this story, thank goodness. The disgrace to womanity everywhere told the NY Post: “Maybe I’ll meet my husband there—get married and have some kids!” As if that is not stomach-churning enough, it appears that Mariah Carey also hopes to jump across the pond. Today comes word that the woman who gives “trashy” a new meaning is shopping for real estate and plans to become a true Brit. Bloody hell.

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1. Anonymous Says:

   September 22nd, 2005 at 1:19 am

   Well I’m glad she’s out of my part of the country. For a while there she was calling home a little town outside of Schenectady, New York. As if Schenectady doesn’t have enough problems! Good. We’re exporting her. Any chance that the whole gang of screaming songstresses and Hollywood B actors will follow? Export them all, I say, men included. Start with Tom Cruise. Ship him and nullify his passport. No, ship one married couple for the price of a line. Take Whitless and Bobby. Puleeze…

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