25 June, 2006 | Leave a Comment

Regarding my previous post on tart cards, a few people have e-mailed me to say that in the past, they have been physically threatened for removing these cards from phone booths. I do not want anyone to end up hospitalized or dead as a result of doing his or her civic duty. It is illegal to post these cards, so you are doing nothing wrong by removing them. However, it’s not surprising that people who work in a criminal industry that kidnaps and sells women into sexual slavery would resort to violence. I am now issuing the following guidelines for tart card removal:

1. Unless you’re a total badass, it’s probably a good idea to engage in this activity during the daylight hours and in a populated area. Check to see if anyone is watching you first and then remove the cards quickly and flee.

2. Wear a cape if you have one.

3. Be aware that vigilantism is not for the weak-willed and easily frightened, so suck it up.

I have now decided to offer a reward to anyone who can provide photographic evidence of him- or herself removing tart cards. This reward may be my undying love and adoration. It may be something you’d actually want. One reward per customer.

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