15 August, 2006 | Leave a Comment

I’ve been sleeping with my laptop. (Shhhh.) My parents have wireless, so I just drag it into bed with me and work and e-mail and stuff until I pass out. It hums and purrs next to me all night long, how cute. But now it appears that my Dell laptop could burst into flames at any moment because of a potentially faulty battery. On the plus side, I get a new battery! But now I’m not sure if I should sleep with Dell anymore. Not sure if the little bastard can be trusted.

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1. korova Says:

   August 16th, 2006 at 3:13 am

   I think you should leave him, he’s unreliable and has a fiery temprement…you just don’t need that. Oh, he’s all nice when you push the right buttons, put push the wrong one and who knows what will happen.

2. Gadfleye Says:

   August 16th, 2006 at 8:02 am

   Hope you wear flame retardent pj’s. If not, you’ll have to change your blog to “Anglofillet.”

3. Anglofille Says:

   August 16th, 2006 at 5:42 pm

   You two crack me up!!!

4. Vol Abroad Says:

   August 18th, 2006 at 1:56 am

   Keep him - who doesn’t want a scorching, explosive night in the sack?

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