22 January, 2007 | Leave a Comment
Poor Anglofille’s life just keeps getting worse. I need to add Bank of America to my list of enemies and tormentors, except they go right to the top, well above France Telecom. That’s bad.
You know, Bank of America, I hope some teenage hacker in the Philippines or somewhere hacks into your system and transfers every cent and share and asset you possess to some impoverished African nation. Yes, that would serve you right. And then you’d be left with nothing, thus plunging your soulless corporation into financial ruin. Oh, what a happy day that would be!
(I realize that many of you reading this probably have accounts with Bank of America, but you know, tough, because in my evil fantasy you’re all going down with the ship.)
I never chose to have an account with these bastards, but they bought Fleet Bank and I was hostilely taken over. They’ve bought half the banks in America. Pretty soon my homeland will be called the United States of Bank of America.
It’s funny that the almighty “we’re more powerful than God” Bank of America doesn’t have a way for people overseas to make deposits. Is B of A run by the Amish? Apparently. (My apologies to the Amish. You don’t deserve such abuse.)
You know, if George W. Bush formulated a plan to attack Bank of America, overthrow its leadership and liberate its account holders, I just might vote for the son of a bitch. Does this convey to you how much I hate Bank of America? Does it? Good.
Anglofille said @ 1:19 am | personal |
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gadfleye Says:
January 23rd, 2007 at 3:14 pmYour list of enemies would make Richard Nixon blush!
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rebecca Says:
January 24th, 2007 at 3:38 amI TOTALLY AGREE!
I hated BofA so much that I drained my account, paid off my credit card, and went to a local credit union that has education ties. The best part was when I got a written letter from the branch, in person, stating both my accounts were closed and then the following month I got a statement for my bank account which was charged a no direct deposit fee of $5.00 which overdrafted my account, which they then added $35.00 for the fee to. Imagine my joy and the smile upon my face when I went into the very branch I cancelled at and rubbed the letter right under their noses. It was great because I actually didn’t show the letter right away, and they attempted to deny, for a good 15 minutes that my account was closed. I even pointed at the girl who did it, and she said she didn’t remember me. Then I pulled out the letter.
rebecca 1 / BofA 0!
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YAY! Down with Bank of America! [I must mention that I am now free of their evil clutches. HURRAH!]
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D. Says:
May 9th, 2008 at 3:49 amBank of America gave me many bad luck to me. I can feel that Bank of America curse me. Bad energy!
I am employee of Bank of America.
That is very sad. Bank of America brought Security Pacific Natinal Bank.
I hate Bank of America.
