today’s academic rant

7 May, 2008 | Leave a Comment

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Today at a meeting of PhD students, the head of the English department invited us all to submit our CVs so we can be considered for teaching work for the autumn term. Oh, except those of us doing PhDs in creative writing need not apply. Apparently, the students refuse to be taught by anyone who hasn’t already published a novel. After the meeting, I asked him if I should at least submit my CV, you know, just in case something opens up. He said not to bother.

This is the major downside of doing a PhD in the UK, at least in a subject like English. There aren’t many (if any) opportunities to teach, which kinda sucks if you want to have a career as a university lecturer. I mean, what am I paying these people for? I thought it was to train me for my career. Newsflash: PhD students, particularly int’l ones like me, are not just cash machines. If you’re a student in the UK right now, you should know that there’s a good chance your university lecturers haven’t been trained to teach at all. See, that’s the flip side of this idiotic system.

In other news, we also learned today that our department has a very high rate of placing their PhDs in teaching positions. Their high rate of success is…drumroll…50%.

Basically, if I want a teaching career in creative writing (and I’ll have to teach creative writing — given that I’ve specialized, no one will consider me to teach straight English, apparently) then I need to publish my novel. It needs to be published by a reputable publisher and get reviewed well. If I can’t manage to pull this off in the next couple years, I won’t have a career. Then what will I do for a living? I really have no idea. It’s not as if I didn’t know this already. I did. But the stark reality is just hitting me. It’s difficult enough writing a book but now I have to live each day with the knowledge that my whole future is depending on it.

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Anglofille said @ 11:17 pm | academia |   

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  1. Honestly, where your department was probably the most irresponsible was in allowing creative writing phds in the first place, exactly for the reasons that you name above. When someone gets a straight lit degree, it is very rare that they’d have a book published before they start their first job. But on that track, there are other ways to show promise - essays in journals and collections etc. But for teachers of creative writing, the book really is the primary credential that departments and students want.

    The bar that one has to get over as a creative writer is so much higher. You could publish short fiction, but not every novelist is a short story writer. And placing a short story in a good publications is WAY harder than putting an academic piece in a good journal. Since students do care about the publication history of their teachers when they’re taking creative writing courses (whereas they really don’t care at all about academic books, scholarly monographs) things truly get very tricky.

    So, whereas the degree brings benefits for those on the lit track, on the writing, not so much. You have to publish, and if you do, the degree become immaterial anyway…

    Almost no good american english departments would permit a creative writing phd for this reason. But, in general, the awareness of the job issue isn’t as high here in the UK. People do seem to think of the degree as something one might do without seeking academic work, whereas that notion has all but disappeared in the US. (It also matters, in line with your comments, that in general good US programs pay their PhD students, whereas here, especially with international students, it’s a money maker… The dark flip side of the US is that schools often keep PhD programs in place to use as a cheap teaching pool to staff comp courses, work their students to death, and the like, with little prospect of a job…)

    If I were in your shoes, maybe I’d try to put out some short fiction, if that’s at all possible. Are there sections of the novel that could be extracted? I think that would give you some sort of publication record to trade on, even if it’s still tough…

  2. CR: You are a wise person! The head of department did suggest I try to publish some short fiction and for the reasons you mention. I don’t necessarily like writing short stories, but I have a few from my MFA days that I am going to look through this summer and send to journals. I have at least one good one.

    It’s true about the dark side of the US PhD programs too — the slave labor. They also do course work too, whereas here we are pretty much on our own. I do worry a bit about how a British PhD is perceived in the US, given how different the two systems are.

    I think having a PhD in creative writing will help in the teaching market though, if one wants a full-time academic post in a good department. I was told yesterday that the vast majority of those applying for CW positions want to teach part-time and seem to be interested in teaching as a way to support their writing, not really because they have a burning desire to teach. Having a PhD would give me a bit more credibility that I am truly interested in academia. It might also help if I publish a book but it’s not a smashing success.

    If I do publish my book and could make money from it, then I may not be interested in pursuing a teaching career, but realistically the odds of that happening aren’t good. I could write a successful book and still make no money from it. Regardless, I will be proud to have a PhD even if I don’t use it to get a job. It’s worth it to me for its own sake. But I do feel a tremendous amount of anxiety now and pressure to write a good book and get it published. While I was excited to do a PhD in creative writing because it gives me the time and space to write, the flip side is that I feel more pressure to create a commercial product. It’s hard ot reconcile those two things.

  3. What is MFA?

  4. I can only imagine the pressure. It is a lot about this somehow career change when we are older. I mean, I am not saying that we are old but the pressure to deliever, normal to new steps and changes, is somehow magnified because we have somehow to catch up. And in your case it is that kind of scenario - for you to succeed you have to somehow become famous overnight. But having said all these I trust you will pull through it. You have your heart in this, and you have been working hard on this and it will pay off at the end. Trust yourself and the process. I am not being new-agey, I just believe it really helps to believe in yourself despite the others telling you that it is nearly impossible.
    xx

  5. Gregory: An MFA is a master of fine arts degree. Mine is in creative writing.

    Daniela: Thanks for the kind words. I agree that age is an issue. While many PhD students are “older,” I still feel that I am behind somehow. I feel I should have a novel published and a PhD by now. I know this attitude doesn’t help, but I think this is at the back of my mind too.

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